teacakes:

teacakes:

using hand rails while walking up and down stairs is safe AND makes you look like a bitch living her most dramatic and cinematic life so i encourage it by all means

and if you DO slip while using hand rails everyone will go, “wow she was being so fucking safe and yet she STILL managed to lose her balance. what is she up to? what is going on in her life and how can i be part of it? she’s so cool and mysterious and safe.”

(via gourmetgh0ul)

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