Aries: What's pity?
Taurus: How now wool-sack
Gemini: What, you egg
Cancer: His countenance likes me not
Leo: Dissembling harlot, thou art false in all
Virgo: No
Libra: You are an ass
Scorpio: The bird is dead
Sagittarius: thou mis-shapen Dick
Capricorn: I do not like her name
Aquarius: I am slain
Pisces: I am gone for ever

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