semiotextiana:

i think its sexy when men have like 3 followers. anything above 100 is a female trait. ideal is when theyre offline fighting in the woods

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Anonymous asked:

you’re really funny but you seem to have a very nasty spirit

1rakus:

is there a way i can put this on my resume

99-97:

“Ur so chill” thanks i gave up

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dawsonschristian:

i cant stress enough that venom 2 does not have to be good. it simply must contain at least two hours of tom hardy in a hoodie acting like a neurotic little chihuahua

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urnihilistrants:

no one paints portraits of their lover’s decaying soul and moral corruption’s physical manifestation to keep their lover themself youthful anymore 😔 they don’t do it like they used to 😔

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funnytwittertweets:

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inhighcotton:

I’ve never met someone who disliked me for the right reasons. Only I know why you should dislike me and you’re wrong

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feminizedbf:

what are u romanticizing today u little homo

(via amayakashi)

gudaho:

Since Shrek is a fairytale parody it makes complete sense to have a villain who is literally a fairy godmother and the choice to make her manipulative and blackmailing with every gift of magic she preforms adds a layer of maturity of the series.

Fairy Godmother made it incredibly evident that the perfect fairytale endings were performative suburban wetdreams meant to bind people into a perfect image that needed her constant help to maintain. A perfect foil to a protagonist like Shrek who’s identity is being the ugly creature who shouldn’t have found happiness but did.

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maamlet:

not trying to be rude but i love posts on here where i learn a completely new thing that immediately gets refuted in the same post. net zero information

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plantdadcas:

Shrek 2 is better than anything Quentin Tarantino has ever done

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beingoddish:

Sci-fi show: They’re sexless androids……………………………………………… ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….but they’re straight sexless androids

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pileofknives:

santaclausdeadindian:

pileofknives:

Princess Diana sounding the hunting horn in hell

Princess D in hell?

Hunting trip

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jeffyjeffy1023 asked:

YOU WROTE CORALINE?????

neil-gaiman:

Somebody had to.